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'Rambo' Teer Launches 9-1 Missile for BTE Winner! - The Real Guru’


'Rambo' was last seen headed to South Bend, we think he'll be named new head honcho of the Irish by week's end (he's driving, not flying ... that new SUV has to be on the road baby ... GPS clickin', CD's blasting and heated seats heating in all the right places).

Did we mention his new ride has no rear view mirror, what's behind him is not import, he has the tunnel vision for success. Plus, he didn't want to look back at Tuesday's election results.

'Rambos' tie-breaking digits held off Caldwell County's shining star "Jumpin' Joe Campbell who also posted a 9-1. I'm thinking he better give the Tigers a pep talk on Friday for their big playoff game.

Okie dokie, we quickly move to 8-2 players which include Steve 'Florida Boy' Posey (finally recovered from his bout with aloe vera overdose ... get out of the sun Stevie ... we know you don't have a job but that tan is just out of control) and Clinton 'Big Mo' Thornberry. Also 'the Brain', who recently joined the cast of Mike and Molly to bring the average weight down to 312.

Falling to 7-3 were 'Tiny' Tim Sharp, Doug 'Double D' Dennis, Susan 'Soup' Campbell, and a man who recently traveled to Cuba just to take a look at his favorite Pontiac (that's the only place you can find one these days, Gov. Motors will just kick you to the curb like a Notre Dame defensive coordinator) Andrew 'Mountain Man' Hudson. Although his new, skin-tight NASCAR racing suit got just a little sweaty in the Caribbean sun, then the sand starts sticking to ya ... that romantic walk down the beach gets a little gritty.

'Experts' Greg 'Ninja' Pirtle and Mack 'the Knife' also clicked the 7-3 remote. We had a small 'BTE' feud over the weekend, both wanted to trick-or-treat in their Charlie Sheen outfits ... spent Saturday night in the 'slammer' after their Halloween party at the Robards Grand Plaza went crazy. You know you're in trouble when hotel authorities call FEMA to deliver your room service.

Yikes, these picks might put an eye out ... 6-4 pickins' went to Gary 'the Professor' Goodaker, 'Toddler' Griffin (just named long snapper for Friday's game against the Hornets ... watch out for those stingers), Chris 'Boy' George, Bobby 'Captain Comeback' Gibson (I'm thinking he's traveled way too far for any kind of return trip to a legit week ...maybe an additional armband and industro-strength receiver gloves would do the trick), Patrick 'Goat' Carlisle, Ralph 'D-1' Sharp. Also, our little law boy who recently traveled to London with the NFL, ran a couple of pass routes with the Queen and unloaded a cargo plane full of Christmas gifts from Yemen all before tea time ... Kent 'Muscles' Boswell. We  think we wore one of his little Brit bride's skirts ... please bend at the knees, not from the waist. Save your back and our eyesight.

Hey, hey ... one more 6-4 player ... 'Guest Expert' Andrew 'Mr. Propaganda' May turned in his version of John Stewart insanity by actually thinking a 6-4 ticket might have a chance to win. Save your phone calls and texts 'Prop' ... like a turtle on a roller derby track, you didn't have a chance. He's so young and unaware of history ... thought Hall and Oates ran  against Reagan and Bush in '84.

Those correctly picking 5 winners (of course that means equal amount in the 'loser' column) Keith 'Storm Chaser' Cartwright, David 'Miquel' Brown (sometimes you just can't believe your own hype), and our one-and-only dog whisperer ... Emily 'the Human Bruise' Begley. Hey, give her a break, she's playing with only nine toes and one glute (cheek) slants slightly to the left, but that's the reason she looks so good in spandex and spike heels. Her winning personality and dog treats in front pocket will propel her to royalty in the Queen City.

Ok, you do the math ... another paragraph at this point can't be a good thing for these final players. Jacob 'the Baby Maker' Knight was slightly hampered last week with the birth of a new baby ... #5 in the Knight household ... one more than correct picks he could muster. Not making a single cut on the old boy about his sub-par week, he's got his hands full without me cracking on him.

Yes, still a couple more lines of this saga and another picker ... checking in at 3-7 was Phillip 'Hot Tub' Teer. But we understand he was quite distracted last week, his exotic dance tour at South Beach was cut short. It seems a middle-aged white guy dressed as 'Officer MacNaughty' and giggling to Ice Ice Baby rap shut down most of Miami. Sun bathers put their tops back on, sand fleas swam to Key West and cruise ships wouldn't dock when news of this hit the beach. Hey, I just wish I were making this up!

Well kids, like you used to say on those long car rides with your parents ... are we there yet! Yes we are! The final week for 2010 and your last chance to be showered with fame and fortune, or maybe just be showered.

Get those picks in ... This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , fax 270-667-9160.

Trigg County @ Fort Campbell
Hancock County @ Caldwell Co.
Texas Christian @ Utah
Alabama @ LSU
Arizona @ Stanford
Arkansas @ South Carolina
Texas @ Kansas State
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Kansas City @ Oakland

Tiebreaker:
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia

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